TS-3039 Simon | TAISEN Realistic Molding, Vibrating SOFT SKIN Lifelike

TS-3039 Simon | TAISEN Realistic Molding, Mid-Swell Realistic Dildo

Simon makes his case in the middle — a slimmer head that slips in first and a shaft that keeps filling as you follow.

Some evenings you do not want the headline first. You let Simon’s slimmer head find its way, unhurried, and then the shaft begins its argument — each inch pressing a little wider than the last. Halfway down, you stop. Not because you have to, but because that is where he is widest, and staying there is the whole idea. Switch the motor on and the buzz hums through the fullest part of him while you simply hold still.

Features

• Ease in on a slimmer head — the head enters first at an easier width, so the fuller shaft behind it never feels like a dare.
• Park at the fullest point — a mid-swell profile puts maximum girth mid-shaft, exactly where arriving feels biggest.
• Switch the buzz on once you settle — a built-in vibration unit waits underneath the lifelike shape and adds its rhythm once you are parked where you planned to be.
• Choose original SOFT SKIN™ — the TPE-silicone composite TAISEN co-developed with DuPont: plush over firm, elastic, with minimal oil bleed.
• Read the fine print once — FDA-compliant, CE and RoHS certified, odorless, with no oily residue on skin or sheets.

Why TAISEN

Simon is molded by TAISEN — TAISEN BRAND LIMITED, the American realistic-casting brand founded in Las Vegas in 1984 and now headquartered in Colorado Springs. A swell is a decision about timing: TAISEN puts his widest band mid-shaft on purpose, so the fullest moment lands where the sense of arrival peaks, cast in the same original SOFT SKIN™ composite as the brand’s full-size replicas.

Care & Maintenance

Pair Simon with a water-based lubricant only; silicone-based formulas can dent the SOFT SKIN™ surface, and no warranty reshapes what a dent has claimed. At the sink, take him by the thickest part of the shaft and turn him under warm running water with mild soap, letting the stream follow the taper while the motor housing stays clear of it. Pat him dry, give him time to air-dry fully, and dust lightly with renewing powder before long storage. Keep him in a breathable pouch, cool and shaded, away from other toys — so the middle of him is waiting exactly where you left it.

FAQ

Is a quick dunk in the tub okay for Simon?
Simon is not rated for submersion, even for a moment: rinse his shaft under running water with the motor housing kept clear and dry, and never let the whole toy go under.

Simon or Randolf — which one at the same price?
Both sit at the same price, but the shafts disagree: Randolf is the even 215mm build, 44mm from end to end with 175mm of insertable depth, while Simon runs 200mm with a 38mm head that swells to a 43mm maximum and 160mm of insertable depth — steady width versus a swell you arrive at.

Where should I pause with Simon’s mid-swell shaft?
Pause where the shaft is widest: Simon’s maximum 43mm sits mid-shaft, so stopping there with plenty of water-based lubricant turns this realistic dildo into a fullness exercise rather than a depth one.

My building superintendent holds my packages — what does Simon’s box tell him?
Simon’s parcel arrives in plain outer packaging with no product names or imagery anywhere on the outside, so a superintendent’s storage shelf learns nothing about him.